Turning People Into Wine

A nice vintage human wine, a great year!
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  1. jacksepticeye

    jacksepticeyeMonth ago


  2. kyle Ough

    kyle Ough3 days ago


  3. Cheesecake

    Cheesecake16 days ago

    hello there

  4. Mel Parker

    Mel Parker17 days ago

    Swiss cheese

  5. Mark Kelly

    Mark Kelly17 days ago


  6. Mark Kelly

    Mark Kelly17 days ago


  7. Jeremy Ashenbrenner

    Jeremy Ashenbrenner13 hours ago

    Petition to start a short tv series of Sean as a hitman

  8. Logan Covill

    Logan CovillDay ago

    Bruh hitman looks like Lex Luther WTF

  9. Robert Wheatley

    Robert WheatleyDay ago

    Thanos people get juiced In the title

  10. TrisGarr Gaming

    TrisGarr Gaming3 days ago

    It's not the children of the corn it is jackseptieye tiof the hedges

  11. TrisGarr Gaming

    TrisGarr Gaming3 days ago

    Of the hedges

  12. Ali Abbasi

    Ali Abbasi3 days ago

    Holy shit! this vid got me!! HAHAHA

  13. Hermaia Moira

    Hermaia Moira3 days ago

    The sound of the muffin just baffing into the side of that guy's head was very satisfying to me.

  14. TBNRFirePlayz

    TBNRFirePlayz4 days ago

    1:49 I ALMOST DIED!!! I couldnt see the screen the entire section, I was laughing so hard! Bless your Seán!

  15. Ghosty [VR]

    Ghosty [VR]4 days ago

    Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese that was all the video was a lady saying cheese

  16. Gaven Seaman

    Gaven Seaman6 days ago

    nice fancy music time to eat CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. MetaSlasher

    MetaSlasher7 days ago

    3:16 i thought that was the real sound effect lmaoooo😂


    SEAN SIHOMBING7 days ago

    cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese

  19. Muslim N43

    Muslim N437 days ago

    Lawyer attack! *B O N K*

  20. endy king of chaos

    endy king of chaos8 days ago


  21. justMummie

    justMummie9 days ago

    I swear him playing hitman is the funniest shit

  22. parade

    parade9 days ago

    My banana catchphrase would be "is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me"

  23. Dominic Bruzzone

    Dominic Bruzzone9 days ago

    Jack: talking out your problems is a lot better then killing everyone Also Jack: can I get in the tank and shoot everyone dead

  24. Ukaa XD

    Ukaa XD9 days ago


  25. Random_User

    Random_User10 days ago

    Somebody please clip 3:30

  26. Kane Holbert

    Kane Holbert11 days ago

    15:04 you had a perfect chance to say "gotta split" and you missed it.

  27. Liam LMAO

    Liam LMAO12 days ago

    *Jesus Christ*

  28. I Am Penguin

    I Am Penguin12 days ago

    I like cheese 🧀

  29. Andy Stokes

    Andy Stokes12 days ago

    Jacksepticye:the worlds greatest weapon has been found The weapon: a bannana.

  30. Parsa Nasirzadeh

    Parsa Nasirzadeh12 days ago

    20:02 oh what the fuck is the single grates line ever said

  31. Svetlana Ventura

    Svetlana Ventura12 days ago


  32. Team 3 Boy Hamster

    Team 3 Boy Hamster12 days ago

    It went from hitman to killed with banana

  33. spany TTV

    spany TTV13 days ago


  34. Sarah Marshall

    Sarah Marshall13 days ago


  35. Michael Carrico

    Michael Carrico13 days ago

    Titan surem ( Titan spinal fluid)

  36. An onymous

    An onymous17 days ago

    is it bad when he said "the long arm of the law" i heard "the long dong of the law"

  37. Mel Parker

    Mel Parker17 days ago

    Swiss cheese

  38. Rian Bradley

    Rian Bradley17 days ago

    What game is this

  39. NearsightedDevil

    NearsightedDevil18 days ago

    Play totally accurate battle simulator and

  40. Jaxir Raywhisper

    Jaxir Raywhisper18 days ago

    This is the laziest series ever. And I dont mean Jack, I mean the devs. It is basically one game divided into three for profit.

  41. Mutella C

    Mutella C18 days ago

    he sounded like Karl urban when he was impersonating a lawyer.

  42. N1 the captain

    N1 the captain21 day ago

    9:42 are these two trying to get murdered? Because they really make it seem like they want to get murdered

  43. Oliver Jumba

    Oliver Jumba22 days ago

    Is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

  44. Soph

    Soph22 days ago

    25:24 why did this sound exactly like Charlie XD

  45. Natalie G

    Natalie G23 days ago

    Jack: I need a good banana line Me:... *Sorry, but you can't peel your way outta this one..*

  46. Newbie Gaming

    Newbie Gaming23 days ago

    5:16 Missed oprtunity. Should've yelled "OBJECTION!" when knocking them out. Edit: correcting time-stamp.


    SAMMY WHAMMY24 days ago

    now im saying cheese instead of geez

  48. Anthony Johnson

    Anthony Johnson24 days ago

    lawyer attack

  49. Frank axe

    Frank axe24 days ago


  50. Connor Mills-Dudding

    Connor Mills-Dudding24 days ago

    24:48 “now the helmet matches my hair”

  51. Matthew Gibson

    Matthew Gibson24 days ago


  52. Skull Hunter3221

    Skull Hunter322124 days ago

    26:26 yes your in Russia or another name for it ussr

  53. Daniel Hanna

    Daniel Hanna25 days ago

    Damn that guy was just enjoying his bird and you pushed him over killing him. The disrespect


    THE PLANET GAMERS26 days ago

    You mean our soda can

  55. Jeffery Stiles

    Jeffery Stiles26 days ago

    I love the part with the cheese

  56. BitterJoy Xx

    BitterJoy Xx27 days ago

    4:12 Not me trying to remember who that voice is, it's Thor, damn. Continue on with the video :D edit: I was wrong, it's not Thor lmao

  57. James Jorgensen

    James Jorgensen27 days ago

    Taste breefcase

  58. Noah Worden

    Noah Worden27 days ago

    he didnt even finish the game using the serum

  59. Gabriel Fish

    Gabriel Fish28 days ago

    Jack: you say we don't have to kill any one. also Jack: can I get in the tank and shoot everyone dead

  60. Sean Sullivan

    Sean Sullivan28 days ago

    I think im going to throw a brief case at my mom hahahaha

  61. Cibian Ray

    Cibian Ray28 days ago


  62. Hellrevargen

    Hellrevargen28 days ago

    He Hates trains so he tock Steps to get awye from them

  63. Lukas Reimer

    Lukas Reimer29 days ago


  64. The Man Behind the Drawing

    The Man Behind the Drawing29 days ago

    Oh CHEESE she turned on him!

  65. Endi Rusu

    Endi Rusu29 days ago

    fun fact: Agent 47 was born in Romania (ir atleast was growing up training as a assassin in Romania)

  66. Addison Gernaey

    Addison Gernaey29 days ago

    1:50 made me laugh so hard LOL

  67. Bone Man

    Bone ManMonth ago

    I didn’t like Berlin but the more I played it for level 20 mastery I loved it but any level I didn’t like I played through and then liked it more except Colorado

  68. zach 8

    zach 8Month ago

    No he sticks blue berries up his a-

  69. Siniplier

    SiniplierMonth ago


  70. Alira Christensen

    Alira ChristensenMonth ago

    Love your videos you crack me up everytime 🤣 cheers from downunder!

  71. Daniel Trott

    Daniel TrottMonth ago

    Just as he did the lawyer attack, there was an ad for an injury law firm

  72. Lily or something

    Lily or somethingMonth ago

    NO jack it’s a WATER I know people are majority water but you can’t just do that- jack, JACK NO STOP

  73. Kara-louise

    Kara-louiseMonth ago

    Day 3 of asking you to do awful asmr 3

  74. andra

    andraMonth ago

    jack: they don't even know i have a banana in my pocket maybe the boys thought 47 was excited to see them 😳

  75. Sterling Ordes

    Sterling OrdesMonth ago

    Why does the guy remind me of JerryRigEverything

  76. Dezmond Radcliffe

    Dezmond RadcliffeMonth ago

    I Watch all of your vids and the old ones

  77. Ethan Schroeder

    Ethan SchroederMonth ago

    Does anyone else think the train part looks like the toy story 3 game🧐🧐

  78. Jeremiah MIC

    Jeremiah MICMonth ago

    A twilight reference? I feel like I’m 13 again

  79. Pixel Banana

    Pixel BananaMonth ago


  80. Micro Trash

    Micro TrashMonth ago

    As another Irishman once said, “vino humano.”

  81. Egg Man

    Egg ManMonth ago

    26:39 Who knew diplomacy would work so well? *Immediately plots massacre*

  82. Alex Shellhamer

    Alex ShellhamerMonth ago

    "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" - Pam cheese

  83. tijn schulte

    tijn schulteMonth ago

    it seems like jack had a little inspiration from aot

  84. Aust Slav

    Aust SlavMonth ago

    Title sounds like RE 8 plot

  85. BeeMeat

    BeeMeatMonth ago

    LAWYER ATTACK //*bonk*

  86. Samuel Mast

    Samuel MastMonth ago

    ah talking to everybody is better than killing everybody... can i get into the tank and shoot everyone dead?

  87. Hessonite the MineWing

    Hessonite the MineWingMonth ago

    Breaking News! C H E E S E

  88. Zimmj002music

    Zimmj002musicMonth ago

    3:55 "Does the future look bright?" All I could think was "The future's bright...The future's Orange"

  89. RJ

    RJMonth ago

    Jack: i cant be dead there's another level. But hes playing the first game. So he should have said "i cant be dead theres another 2 games." Edit: never mind i realised at the end he was on the first game but he had all the storylines on one game

  90. Deant

    DeantMonth ago


  91. Gordon Ramsay

    Gordon RamsayMonth ago


  92. some random kid in the intenet idk

    some random kid in the intenet idkMonth ago

    5:17 see kids this is what happens when you dont pay taxes and your lawyer is also mad at you

  93. Wesley

    WesleyMonth ago

    i wish jack wouldve taken this game a little more seriously, its a really amazing game if he didnt play it like a joke.

  94. Rocket

    RocketMonth ago

    You da man

  95. Brendan Jacobson

    Brendan JacobsonMonth ago

    Cannibalism or good taste in whine?

  96. Yamada Noshiro

    Yamada NoshiroMonth ago

    I laugh for those cheeses 🤣🤣

  97. Blake Hhg

    Blake HhgMonth ago

    Jack: “I don’t know who you work for” “OO MUFFIN”

  98. Dark knight clan Salvage_Reaper

    Dark knight clan Salvage_ReaperMonth ago

    these video is very cheesy

  99. Geo Vibes

    Geo VibesMonth ago

    jack: where am i again? russia? me, a romanian: he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit

  100. Chris Dease

    Chris DeaseMonth ago

    Ohh muffin

  101. Phoenixcat220

    Phoenixcat220Month ago

    *Reads title* Me: HE'S JESUS

  102. ThornyDrood

    ThornyDroodMonth ago

    Agent 47 almost got another hit - I mistakenly took a bite of my lunch right when the cheese bit started... XD

  103. SladesGirl

    SladesGirlMonth ago

    I can tell I'm tired because when he imitated the finger pointing with the sound effect I couldn't stop giggling

  104. Dr. Ford

    Dr. FordMonth ago

    He's kinda turned into jesus

  105. Sophia Mizen

    Sophia MizenMonth ago

    Jack: I don’t think this is going to work Also Jack: I swear it’s going to work What Happens: Target is hit with a banana and immediately gets up and yells for help

  106. Sire gaming101

    Sire gaming101Month ago